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Jul 02 2008

I’m not Declan Galbraith

Published by under Declan,Fun,Uncategorized

UPDATE: I’m not Declan Sykes, either…

To all of my fans across the world, especially the adolescent Chinese girls constantly IMing me, I’m not Declan Galbraith.

Yes, I AM hot, and yes I can carry a tune, but I’m no Declan Galbraith:

(5:56:54 AM) NAME: this is declan. right?! IM be back plzz!!!!! ilyssssm<333333
(5:56:54 AM) declansnwl <auto -REPLY> : I'm not here right now
(6:33:03 AM) NAME: i love all of your songs! mostly nothing else mattters&lt;3333
(6:33:03 AM) declansnwl </auto><auto -REPLY> : I'm not here right now
(7:54:54 AM) declansnwl: heh, wrong declan
(7:54:55 AM) NAME </auto><auto -REPLY> : Planss
maybee txtt mee??
< .3.3.3.3 < < < < dayumm hes hot!!! < < < <
be backk laterr
txt meh_!

Sadly, I’m betting that this post only confuses more of his fans…

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